"Control-Alt-Delete"

May mga taong sadyang manhid

Hindi man lang marunong makiramdam.

Sadyang dedma lang at walang pakialam.

Sa mga nilalang na may pusong-bato,
ano nga ba ang dapat sintensya?

Eh di... i-unfriend o unfollow mo na lang sila.

"A Happy Wife"

No richness can make a woman joyful

unless she prefers money over love.

No luxury is ever worthy

unless she prefers sparkling gems over warm hugs.

No extravagance can keep her domestic

unless she prefers a mansion over a sweet home.

A happy wife is a woman who has

nothing more valuable than a man who knows her innermost.